“Can I call you Helena Bonham Carter for the rest of the night? Has anyone ever told you you look like her?”
From now on when that is used as a pick up line I will pretend like they are the first to have ever said it or noticed it. I will get very excited and tell them they are VERY perceptive and VERY creative and that yes, of course, that comparison has convinced me to fuck them, and that yes, it was just that easy.
And then I won’t. From now on, I won’t.